Sometimes I wish I were a bit more like Bree Van De Kamp (yes, I admit it…I’m hooked on Desperate Housewives. It’s my guilty pleasure). Sure, her first husband cheated on her with the neighborhood tramp and then died, and her second husband ran down her best friend’s husband, became a klepto, and eventually blackmailed her. Despite all the drama she is always such a lady. She keeps a pristine home, she’s always dressed her best, and everyone loves her cooking.
I’m afraid that when it comes to housekeeping and manners I’ll always be a Lynette Scavo.